I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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