He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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