Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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