my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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