Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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