her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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