did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Boobs speak an international language.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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