I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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