I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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