i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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