You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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