No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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