You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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