Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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