it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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