Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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