Im at strip club and am horny
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I am midnight drunk by noon
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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