How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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