let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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