Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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