Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
