People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he fucked my hip out of place.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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