AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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