Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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