Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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