Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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