This girl is more easily done than said...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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