I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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