Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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