If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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