Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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