HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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