It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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