I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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