Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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