haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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