i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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