Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
where are you?
Hypothermia
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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