i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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