So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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