i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Randomize
