i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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