4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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