Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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