My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
