You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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