Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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