would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We need to rekindle our bromance
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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