Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
How external is "for external use only"?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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