ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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Hungover. No words. Just memes.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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