Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?