Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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