this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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