best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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