all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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