that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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