Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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