PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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