you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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