Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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