"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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